Pins with funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I just microwave well."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
Above is Pins with funny sayings.
1. I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. - John 14:62. Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. - Luke 6:27-283. For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forf
1. Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. 2. Hospitality is the art of making others feel welcome, comfortable, and valued. 3. A generous heart and an open home are the hallmarks of true hospitality. 4. Hospitality is not about the size of you
1. Hack the world before it hacks you.2. In a world full of locked doors, be the one with the master key.3. Hackers don't break in, they find the key.4. Code like a ninja, hack like a pro.5. The best hackers are the ones you never hear about.6. Hackers see the world in ones and zeros.7.
1. Monday is a fresh start, a new beginning to make the most of the week ahead.2. Mondays are for fresh starts and new beginnings.3. Embrace the challenges of Monday and set the tone for a successful week.4. Mondays are the perfect opportunity to set the tone for a productive week ahead.5.
1. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera voice.2. I may be small, but I'm in charge.3. Naptime is my cardio.4. I'm the boss of this diaper.5. I'm so cute, I must be related to a unicorn.6. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.7. I'm not a morning person, I'm a baby.8. I'm ju
1. Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman2. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Luis Buñuel3. Cheese is love in solid form. - Unknown4. Life is great. Cheese makes it better. - Avery Aames5. Cheese is the soul of the soil. It is the purest a
1. Alhamdulillah for another day of life. May Allah bless and guide me throughout the day.2. Bismillah, in the name of Allah, I begin this new day. May it be filled with blessings and opportunities.3. Allahumma bismika amutu wa ahya, O Allah, in Your name I live and die. Guide me in all my acti
1. The tassel was worth the hassle.2. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.3. Goodbye middle school, hello high school!4. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.5. Adventure awaits, let's make memories.6. We came, we saw, we conquered.7. The best is yet to c
1. Life is too short to have boring hair. 2. A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. - Coco Chanel3. Good hair speaks louder than words. 4. Invest in your hair, it is the crown you never take off. 5. Your hair is the ball gown that you never take off. 6. Happiness is a good
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's tru