Pithy funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day. Unseen, unheard, but always near, still loved, still missed, and very dear. - Unknown2. Gone from our sight, but never from our hearts. - Unknown3. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. -
1. The wound of words is worse than the wound of swords. - Lebanese Proverb2. A tree does not move unless there is wind. - Lebanese Proverb3. Patience is the key to paradise. - Lebanese Proverb4. The one who plants trees, knowing that he will never sit in their shade, has at least started to
1. 90 Years Young and Still Going Strong!2. A Lifetime of Memories, A Lifetime of Love, Happy 90th Birthday!3. 90 Years of Wisdom, 90 Years of Grace, Happy Birthday!4. 90 Years of Blessings, 90 Years of Joy, Celebrating You Today!5. 90 Years of Laughter, 90 Years of Smiles, Cheers to You!6
1. I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.2. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.3. I love you even when I'm hangry.4. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything.5. I love you more tha
1. A curse without a cause shall not come.2. The spirits know the truth, even if the lips lie.3. What you send out, you shall receive back threefold.4. The dead are never truly gone, their spirits linger on.5. Beware the shadow that follows you, for it may be your own.6. To break a curse,
1. Cleaning up the mess one slice at a time!2. Sweeping away the stress with every bite.3. Dusting off the worries with delicious cake.4. Polishing away the chaos with sweet treats.5. Mopping up the mess with a slice of happiness.6. Organizing life one cake slice at a time.7. Declutteri
Here are some examples of big coffee mugs with sayings that you might like:1. Coffee is my love language2. But first, coffee3. Powered by caffeine4. Coffee and sarcasm5. Coffee is my spirit animal6. Coffee - because adulting is hard7. Coffee makes everything better8. Rise and grind9.
1. Brewed with a passion for quality2. Unlock the flavor of Newcastle3. Savor the smooth taste4. Crafted for those who appreciate great beer5. Cheers to good times and great beer6. Newcastle Brown Ale: A classic choice7. Enjoy the rich and distinctive flavor8. Raise a glass to traditi
1. I am here for you, through the good times and the bad.2. May the memories of your loved one bring you comfort during this difficult time.3. Grief is the price we pay for love. Your love for them will never fade.4. In the garden of memories, we find solace in the beauty of the moments share
Here are some love quotes from William Shakespeare:1. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - A Midsummer Night's Dream2. Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love. - Hamle