Pocket size funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a long-term planning mode."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular about how things should be."
Above is Pocket size funny sayings.
1. A sister is like a rose, beautiful and delicate, but strong and resilient at the same time.2. Sisters are like roses in the garden of life, each one unique and special in their own way.3. Sisters are like roses, they may have thorns but their beauty and fragrance always shine through.4. Si
1. Life is just peachy when you have a positive attitude.2. Everything will be just peachy in the end, so don't worry.3. She's as sweet as a Georgia peach.4. Life's a peach, enjoy the juice.5. Just peachy keen, thanks for asking.6. Don't be a peach pit, be a peach.7. Life is peachy when
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1. Put your best foot forward.2. Stand on your own two feet.3. Keep your feet on the ground.4. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes.5. Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo6. One step at a time.7. Feet, don't fail me now.8. Dance like nobody's watching.9
1. Mathematics is not about numbers, equations, computations, or algorithms: it is about understanding. - William Paul Thurston2. In mathematics, the art of proposing a question must be held of higher value than solving it. - Georg Cantor3. Mathematics is the music of reason. - James Joseph Sy
1. Das ist mir Wurst. - That's sausage to me. (It doesn't matter to me.)2. Da steppt der Bär. - There the bear dances. (It's going to be a wild party.)3. Jetzt mal Butter bei die Fische. - Now put butter on the fish. (Get to the point.)4. Tomaten auf den Augen haben. - To have tomatoe
1. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la.2. May your holidays be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies.3. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with tech-tastic surprises.4. Sending you warm holiday wishes from my motherboard to yours.5. May yo
1. Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the motivation, divide the happiness, and multiply the stress.2. Monday should be optional.3. Monday is the day that reminds you that you forgot to do all the things you were supposed to do over the weekend.4. Monday is the day wh
Here are some famous sayings from Lumiere, the charming candelabra from Beauty and the Beast:1. Ma chère, mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.2. Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test.3. If it's not baroque, don't fix it.4
1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. - Tim Notke2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain3. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky4. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombar