Poker slang sayings funny

1. "I'm all in like a cheap suit."

2. "I'm not bluffing, I'm just practicing my acting skills."

3. "I'm on a heater hotter than a jalapeño."

4. "I'm playing so tight, I'm leaving skid marks on the felt."

5. "I'm running so bad, I could get a royal flush and still lose."

6. "I'm so card dead, I'm considering adopting a pet rock."

7. "I'm stacking chips like a Jenga pro."

8. "I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow."

9. "I'm on tilt like a pinball machine."

10. "I'm crushing souls and taking names at the table."

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