Polish funny sayings

1. "Not my circus, not my monkeys." (Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy.)

2. "Not every donkey likes carrots." (Nie każda osiołek lubi marchewkę.)

3. "Even a blind hen finds a grain of corn." (Nawet ślepa kura znajdzie ziarnko.)

4. "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs." (Nie zrobisz omletu bez rozbicia jajek.)

5. "A good neighbor is better than a distant relative." (Lepszy sąsiad niż daleki krewny.)

6. "A wise man doesn't need advice, and a fool won't take it." (Mądry nie potrzebuje rad, a głupi ich nie przyjmie.)

7. "The devil is not so black as he is painted." (Diabeł nie jest taki czarny, jak go malują.)

8. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." (Wczesny ptaszek złapie robaka, ale druga mysz dostanie ser.)

9. "When the cat's away, the mice will play." (Gdy kota nie ma, myszy harcują.)

10. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks." (Starego psa nowych sztuczek nie nauczysz.)

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