Popular sayings funny
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a constant craving for it."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
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1. Faith is the key to unlock the impossible.2. Let your light shine for all to see.3. Trust in God's timing, he's never late.4. Love thy neighbor as thyself.5. God's love knows no limits.6. Prayer is the best wireless connection.7. In God we trust, all others pay cash.8. God's grace
1. Laughter is the best medicine.2. Laugh and the world laughs with you.3. A day without laughter is a day wasted.4. Laughter is contagious.5. Laugh until your belly hurts.6. Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing.7. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the li
1. I'm not single, I'm independently owned and operated. 2. Single is not a status, it's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. 3. I'm single because I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. 4. I'm not waiting for
1. Gin is always a good idea.2. Life is too short for bad gin.3. Gin and bear it.4. Gin-credible things happen when you drink gin.5. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy gin.6. Gin-terested in a drink?7. Gin-ius at work.8. Gin-fully delicious.9. Gin me strength.10. Gin-ning is
1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.2. Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot.3. Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger
1. Neither a borrower nor a lender be. - William Shakespeare2. If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin3. Debt is the slavery of the free. - Publilius Syrus4. Borrowed time and borrowed world and borrowed eyes with which to sorrow it. - Cormac McCa
Here are some kindness sayings and quotes:1. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain2. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop3. Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows. - Robert Green Ingersoll4. Be kind whenever poss
1. All that glitters is not gold - from The Merchant of Venice2. Break the ice - from The Taming of the Shrew3. Brevity is the soul of wit - from Hamlet4. Good riddance - from Troilus and Cressida5. In a pickle - from The Tempest6. Love is blind - from The Merchant of Venice7. Wild-goos
1. To be the man, you gotta beat the man. - Ric Flair2. The only thing that's for sure about Sting is nothing's for sure. - Sting3. If you smell what The Rock is cooking! - The Rock4. Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody! - Road Dogg5. I'm the best there is, the best there was
Here are a few of my favorite quotes and sayings:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the ke