Pregnancy announcement sayings funny

1. "We're adding a little extra to our family recipe!"

2. "We're expecting a tiny human to join our circus!"

3. "We're brewing up a little troublemaker!"

4. "We're officially on the baby train, choo choo!"

5. "We're going to be parents, so please send help (and diapers)!"

6. "We're cooking up a bun in the oven, and it's not a food baby this time!"

7. "We're about to level up to 'mom' and 'dad' status - game on!"

8. "We're expecting a new boss to join our team - mini CEO on the way!"

9. "We're thrilled to announce that our family is expanding, and so is our laundry pile!"

10. "We're preparing for a tiny human takeover - resistance is futile!"

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