Pun sayings

1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

3. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why.

4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug.

5. I'm reading a book on the history of glue, I just can't seem to put it down.

6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

7. I'm friends with a baker, he's a real knead guy.

8. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

9. I'm friends with a tailor, he's always on pins and needles.

10. I'm friends with a gardener, he's a real plantomime.

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