Punny sayings
1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. I'm writing a book on hurricanes and it's blowing me away.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
7. I'm friends with a baker because he always knows the best kneads.
8. I'm friends with a gardener because they always have the dirt on everyone.
9. I'm friends with a musician because they always strike a chord with me.
10. I'm friends with a clockmaker because they always have the time for me.
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