Quarantine sayings funny
1. "Quarantine: the only time it's socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day."
2. "I never thought the most valuable thing in my house would be toilet paper."
3. "I've been practicing social distancing for years, it's called avoiding people."
4. "Quarantine day 10: I've started talking to inanimate objects. They're great listeners."
5. "I never knew how much I needed 8 hours of sleep until I started working from home."
6. "My new daily routine: wake up, eat, work, eat, nap, eat, sleep. Repeat."
7. "I've discovered a new talent during quarantine: eating an entire bag of chips in one sitting."
8. "Quarantine has turned me into a master chef...of microwave meals."
9. "I used to avoid going outside, now I'm avoiding going inside."
10. "Quarantine has taught me that my true talent lies in binge-watching TV shows."
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