Quotes sayings poems funny
Here are a few funny quotes, sayings, and poems for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
6. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
7. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
8. "I'm not sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I'm supposed to do."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I try my best to be a good writer."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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