Racing sayings funny

1. "Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? Racing logic."

2. "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying for the next race."

3. "I brake for donuts... and the finish line."

4. "Life is too short for traffic, let's race!"

5. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."

6. "My driving style is best described as 'aggressively cautious'."

7. "I don't need therapy, I just need a race track."

8. "Racing: the only sport where you can be in last place and still have a blast."

9. "I don't always race, but when I do, I prefer to win."

10. "Why follow the speed limit when you can follow the racing line?"

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