Random funny sayings that don't make sense
1. "I'm as confused as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "She's as sharp as a bowling ball."
4. "I'm sweating like a squirrel in a nut factory."
5. "He's as lost as a needle in a haystack."
6. "She's crazier than a soup sandwich."
7. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
8. "He's as happy as a clam at high tide."
9. "She's as graceful as a bull in a china shop."
10. "I'm as hungry as a bear in a honey factory."
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