Random funny sayings that don t make sense
1. "I'm as confused as a goat on roller skates."
2. "He's as useful as a chocolate teapot."
3. "She's as graceful as a bull in a china shop."
4. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
5. "He's as sharp as a marble."
6. "She's as happy as a clam at high tide."
7. "I'm as lost as a needle in a haystack."
8. "He's as quiet as a mouse in a drum circle."
9. "She's as tough as a marshmallow."
10. "I'm as smooth as sandpaper."
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