Really awkward sayings
1. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "He's all hat and no cattle."
3. "She's got a few screws loose."
4. "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
5. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
6. "She's crazier than a road lizard."
7. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
9. "She's as sharp as a marble."
10. "He's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
Above is Really awkward sayings.
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