Really funny quotes and sayings

1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

7. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown

9. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun

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Christmas card beach sayings

1. Wishing you a beachy Christmas and a sandy New Year!2. May your Christmas be as bright as the sun and as peaceful as the waves.3. Sending warm holiday wishes from our beachy paradise to yours.4. May your Christmas be filled with seashells, sunshine, and sandy toes.5. Dreaming of a white

Judas sayings

Here are some famous sayings attributed to Judas Iscariot, the disciple who betrayed Jesus in the Bible:1. What will you give me if I deliver him over to you? (Matthew 26:15)2. Surely not I, Rabbi? (Matthew 26:25)3. Is it I, Rabbi? (Matthew 26:25)4. I have sinned by betraying innocent blood.

Koozie wedding sayings

1. To have and to hold, and to keep your drink cold2. Love is in the air, and so is our beer3. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after4. Sip, sip, hooray! It's our wedding day5. Love is brewing, let's raise a toast6. Cold drinks, warm hearts, and a lifetime of love7. Chill out

Cousins day sayings quotes

1. Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.2. Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can't break them apart.3. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them, but you know they're always there.4. Family is not an important thing, it's ever

Queen sayings tumblr

Here are some popular queen sayings from Tumblr:1. Queens don't compete with hoes, they compete with themselves.2. A queen knows her worth and doesn't settle for anything less.3. Queens fix each other's crowns.4. A queen is not afraid to rule her own kingdom.5. Queens don't wait for a princ

Distance learning sayings

1. Learning is a journey that knows no distance.2. Distance is just a test of how far we can go in our pursuit of knowledge.3. In distance learning, the only limit is your own dedication.4. Distance learning bridges the gap between knowledge and accessibility.5. Distance learning teaches us

Birthmark sayings

1. A birthmark is a reminder that we are all unique and beautiful in our own way.2. Embrace your birthmark, for it is a part of what makes you special.3. A birthmark is like a map of your journey through life, each mark telling a story.4. Wear your birthmark with pride, for it is a symbol of

Real estate card sayings one year nniversary

1. Cheers to one year of making memories in your home sweet home!2. Here's to a year of laughter, love, and making your house a home.3. Congratulations on one year of homeownership! May your investment continue to grow.4. Wishing you many more years of happiness and success in your real estat

Cute sayings for baby girls

1. Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of.2. Though she be but little, she is fierce.3. A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give.4. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.5. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you

Sayings abput planning

1. Failing to plan is planning to fail.2. A goal without a plan is just a wish.3. Good planning is key to success.4. Plan your work and work your plan.5. The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F. Kennedy6. Plans are nothing; planning is everything. - Dwight D. Eis