Redneck drunk sayings
1. "Hold my beer and watch this!"
2. "I'm so drunk, I could hunt with a slingshot."
3. "I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park."
4. "I'm so drunk, I'm seeing double... and I like it!"
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life."
6. "I'm so drunk, I could pass for a moonshine taste tester."
7. "I'm as drunk as Cooter Brown on a Saturday night."
8. "I'm so drunk, I could ride a pig all the way to town."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a whiskey vacation."
10. "I'm so drunk, I could kiss a skunk and not even notice."
Above is Redneck drunk sayings.
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