Redneck funny sayings
1. "I'm so country, I sweat gravy."
2. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
4. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
5. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
6. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
7. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
8. "I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park."
9. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
10. "I'm as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
Above is Redneck funny sayings.
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