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Strange brew sayings

1. Brewing up trouble.2. Brewing a storm in a teacup.3. Brewing a potion of mischief.4. Brewing up a cauldron of chaos.5. Brewing up some magic.6. Brewing up a concoction of confusion.7. Brewing up a recipe for disaster.8. Brewing up a batch of trouble.9. Brewing up a pot of trouble

Funny witch sayings and quotes

1. I put a spell on you, because you're mine...and also because you ate the last slice of pizza.2. I'm not a regular witch, I'm a cool witch.3. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas...and a wand.4. Witch better have my candy!5. I'm not flying, I'm just levitating with style.6. I'm not a

Drink water quotes sayings

1. Water is the driving force of all nature. - Leonardo da Vinci2. Water is the most perfect traveller because when it travels it becomes the path itself! - Mehmet Murat Ildan3. Water is life, and clean water means health. - Audrey Hepburn4. Thousands have lived without love, not one without

Common sayings about jesus

1. Jesus is the reason for the season.2. What would Jesus do?3. Jesus saves.4. Jesus is the light of the world.5. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life.6. Jesus loves you.7. Jesus is the Good Shepherd.8. Jesus is the Prince of Peace.9. Jesus is the Lamb of God.10. Jesus is the

Chalkboard quotes and sayings choose joy

Choose joy, every day. Joy is a choice, choose it. Find joy in the little things. Joy is a decision, choose it every time. Choose joy, it's contagious. Joy is a state of mind, choose it. Choose joy, it's a beautiful way to live. Joy is a reflection of your inner peace, choose it. Ch

In love sayings for him

1. You are my heart's desire, my love for you burns brighter with each passing day.2. You are the missing piece to my puzzle, the one who completes me in every way.3. I never knew what true love was until I met you, now I can't imagine my life without you.4. Every moment with you feels like a

A bird in the hand and other sayings

1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - This saying means that it is better to have something that is certain and within your grasp than to risk losing it by trying to obtain something better.2. Actions speak louder than words - This saying emphasizes that what a person does is more imp

Funny sayings for marathon posters

1. Pain is temporary, but glory lasts forever.2. Sweat now, shine later.3. Run like you stole something...like a finish line!4. If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin.5. Chafing the dream, one mile at a time.6. Run like you stole the last donut.7. May the course be with you.8. Run no

Karma quotes life sayings

1. What goes around comes around.2. Your actions create your future.3. The energy you put out into the world will come back to you.4. Do good and good will come to you.5. The universe rewards those who spread positivity.6. Every action has a reaction.7. Your karma is a reflection of you

Cagney sayings

1. I'm in the mood for some mischief!2. Life's too short to be serious all the time.3. Let's make some memories that we'll laugh about later.4. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?5. Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening.6. Adventure is out there, let's go find