Retired funny sayings
1. "I'm so old, I remember when emojis were called 'smiley faces.'"
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I'm retired, but I work harder now trying to remember what day it is."
4. "I'm not retired, I'm a professional napper."
5. "I'm retired, but my boss still hasn't gotten the memo."
6. "I'm so old, my birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics."
7. "I'm retired, but my sense of humor is still in its prime."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic."
9. "I'm retired, but I still have a lot of life left in me...mostly in my back."
10. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just getting sick."
Above is Retired funny sayings.
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Thank you! That's very sweet of you to say. If you have any other compliments or sayings you'd like to share, feel free to let me know!