Retirement card sayings funny
1. "Retirement: when you stop living at work and start working at living!"
2. "Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally stop pretending to work."
3. "Retirement: the only time in your life when it's acceptable to wake up at 6 am and decide to go back to sleep."
4. "Retirement is like a never-ending weekend... except you can't call in sick!"
5. "Now that you're retired, remember: every day is Saturday, but with better benefits!"
6. "Retirement: the perfect time to do all the things you never had time to do when you were working... like taking naps!"
7. "Retirement is the only time in your life when you can have a full-time job being lazy."
8. "Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally put the 'fun' in 'funemployed'."
9. "Retirement: the time in your life when you can finally say 'I'm too old for this' and mean it."
10. "Retirement is the best time to do all the things you've always wanted to do... like absolutely nothing!"
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