Retirement funny sayings for cards
1. "Retirement: where every day is a Saturday, but without the hangover!"
2. "Goodbye tension, hello pension!"
3. "Retirement: now the only boss I have to answer to is my dog."
4. "Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money!"
5. "Retirement: the only time in your life when it's perfectly acceptable to do nothing all day."
6. "I'm not retired, I'm a professional relaxer."
7. "Retirement: the time in your life when you can finally stop and smell the roses, because you're not in a rush to get anywhere."
8. "Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living."
9. "Retirement: the perfect time to start doing all the things you said you would do when you had time."
10. "Retirement: the only time in your life when you can have a midday nap and no one judges you for it."
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