Retirement sayings joke

Why did the retired math teacher always seem so calm? Because he had a lot of "pi" in the sky!

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Love my sister sayings

1. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.3. Sisters share childhood memories and grown-up dreams.4. Sisters are like stars, you may not always see them, but you know they're always

Gummy worm candy sayings

1. Slither into my heart, gummy worm!2. You're the sweetest worm in the bunch!3. I'm hooked on you, gummy worm!4. You make my taste buds wiggle with joy!5. You're the squishiest, yummiest worm around!6. I'm hooked on your gummy goodness!7. You're the wriggliest treat in town!8. I'm on

Sayings about city life

1. The city never sleeps.2. In the city, every corner holds a story.3. City life is a fast-paced adventure.4. The city is a melting pot of cultures and ideas.5. In the city, you can find beauty in the chaos.6. City life is a constant hustle and bustle.7. The city is a place where dreams

Dog stocking sayings

1. Santa Paws is coming to town!2. Deck the paws with bones and toys!3. Merry Woofmas to all!4. Good dogs get the best presents!5. Pawsitively filled with holiday cheer!6. Fur-tunately, Santa knows I've been a good dog!7. Treats and toys and everything nice, that's what Christmas stocki

Inspirational sayings from the bible

1. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Philippians 4:132. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope

Mirror mirror on the wall sayings

1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?2. Mirror, mirror on the wall, show me my true self.3. Mirror, mirror on the wall, reflect the beauty within us all.4. Mirror, mirror on the wall, reveal the secrets of my soul.5. Mirror, mirror on the wall, let me see my reflect

Cute goodnigth sayings

1. Sweet dreams and goodnight, may your sleep be peaceful and your dreams be sweet.2. As the stars twinkle in the night sky, may you drift off to sleep with a heart full of contentment. Goodnight!3. Wishing you a restful night filled with dreams as beautiful as you are. Goodnight!4. May the m

Sayings about shovels and candles

1. A shovel digs deep, a candle shines bright.2. With a shovel in hand and a candle to guide, we can conquer any darkness.3. As the shovel moves earth, the candle illuminates the path.4. Like a shovel breaking ground, a candle breaks through the darkness.5. In the hands of the determined, a

Funny green sayings irish

1. May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly.2. You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.5. May the ro

Cute short family quotes and sayings

1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox2. Family is where life begins and love never ends.3. Family: a little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud, and a whole lot of love.4. Family is the key to happiness.5. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction,