Retro postcards with funny sayings
1. "Greetings from the past! Remember when we used to communicate via snail mail? Good times."
2. "Wish you were here...but not really, because then I'd have to share my snacks."
3. "Having a blast in the 80s...oh wait, it's 2021. Time flies when you're having fun!"
4. "Just sending you a postcard to remind you that I still exist in this digital age. Miss you!"
5. "Found this postcard in a time capsule from the 60s. Wonder if they had better WiFi back then?"
6. "Vacation update: I've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it."
7. "Wish you were here to witness my epic sunburn. I look like a lobster, but at least I'm having fun!"
8. "Greetings from the land of questionable fashion choices and regrettable hairstyles. Oh, the 90s were a wild time."
9. "Just a friendly reminder that life is short, so eat the dessert first. YOLO!"
10. "Postcard from the future: Turns out flying cars are overrated. I miss the good old days of road rage."
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1. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!2. Cruising: where the only decision you have to make is pool or beach.3. Cruising: the only time it's acceptable to wear a fanny pack.4. I don't need therapy, I just need a cruise.5. Cruising: where the only
1. I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.3. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.4. Courage is the most important of all virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue c
1. Take only memories, leave only footprints.2. Every drop in the ocean counts.3. The earth does not belong to us, we belong to the earth.4. Nature is not a place to visit, it is home.5. We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.6. The best time to pla
1. I am the World Ender.2. Pain is temporary, victory is forever.3. The weak fear the shadows, fear controls them.4. I will not die. I will not yield.5. Blood will spill.6. Suffering is magic.7. War reveals what is within us.8. I am the blade in the darkness.9. I am the fury of an a
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell3. Love is not finding someone to live with, it's finding someone you can't live without. - Rafael Ortiz4. Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso5.
1. It's a game of two halves.2. Form is temporary, class is permanent.3. They're like a well-oiled machine out there.4. It's a real game of cat and mouse.5. They're playing with fire here.6. The pressure is really on now.7. They're leaving it all out on the field.8. It's a real David