Ridiculous funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. She may not be the prettiest truck on the road, but she sure gets the job done.2. If you ain't gettin' stuck, you ain't doin' much.3. A truck without mud is like a sky without stars.4. Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul.5. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a t
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