Ridiculous southern sayings
1. "He's slicker than a greased pig at a county fair."
2. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
3. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the hind leg off a north-bound mule."
5. "He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "She's as crazy as a road lizard."
7. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
10. "Well, slap my grandma and call her Sally!"
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