Ringingjokes and sayings
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
4. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
8. I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Above is Ringingjokes and sayings.
1. I'm only human, I make mistakes.2. I'm only human, I have limits.3. I'm only human, I have feelings.4. I'm only human, I need love and understanding.5. I'm only human, I need time to heal.6. I'm only human, I can't do it all.7. I'm only human, I need support.8. I'm only human, I ha
1. Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.2. The best way to predict the future is to create it.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.4. Believe you can and you're h
1. He's got balls of steel.2. You've got more balls than a ping pong tournament.3. That takes some serious balls.4. Balls to the wall!5. He's got balls the size of watermelons.6. Balls to the wall, baby!7. You've got balls like a bull.8. Balls to the bone.9. She's got balls of fire.
1. Life is too short to worry about what others think. Do what makes you happy.2. Every day is a new opportunity to create the life you want.3. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.4. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.5. Embrace the j
1. A lion does not lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.2. A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep.3. Be fearless like a lion, strong like a lion, and proud like a lion.4. A lion-hearted man will never back down from a challenge.5. In the heart of a lion beats the courage
1. Ang galing mo talaga, parang may PhD ka sa pagiging bobo.2. Sana all may utak, pero ikaw wala eh.3. Wow, ang ganda mo, parang kuto sa ulo.4. Ang bait mo talaga, parang aso na tumatae sa kalsada.5. Grabe ka mag-isip, parang naglalakad na bangkay.
1. Come back with your shield, or on it.2. With our shields or on them.3. Molon labe (meaning come and take them)4. Spartan women give birth to real men.5. Either with this or on this. (referring to the shield)6. A Spartan woman's greatest glory is to bear strong sons.7. Spartan women
1. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Marthe Troly-Curtin2. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell3. Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear. - Paulo Coelho4. Time wasted is existence; used is life. - Edward Young5
1. Small hands, big hearts.2. In the hands of a child, lies the future.3. Every child is an artist in their own way.4. Through the eyes and hands of a child, we see pure creativity.5. The touch of a child's hand can heal the soul.6. Children's hands hold the power to create and inspire.7
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. - Unknown2. I'm not rich, I'm just financially challenged. - Unknown3. I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown4. I'm not sure if I have enough money to pay all my bills, but I'm to