Roast sayings
1. "You're so dense, light bends around you."
2. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
3. "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
4. "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
5. "You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus."
6. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
7. "You're like a slinky - not really good for anything, but still brings a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
8. "I'd call you a tool, but even they have a purpose."
9. "You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy."
10. "If stupidity was a crime, you'd be on death row."
Above is Roast sayings.
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