Roast session sayings
1. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
2. "You're so dense, light bends around you."
3. "I'd call you a tool, but even they have a purpose."
4. "You're like a broken pencil, completely pointless."
5. "If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."
6. "You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus."
7. "I'd tell you to go outside and get some fresh air, but I don't want you to contribute to air pollution."
8. "You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles."
9. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
10. "You're like a bad sequel - nobody asked for you, and you should've never been made."
Above is Roast session sayings.
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