1. "Go choke on a lollipop."
2. "You're sweeter than a rotten tooth."
3. "I'd rather eat dirt than be with you."
4. "You're a sour patch kid in my life."
5. "I'd rather have a cavity than be with you."
6. "You're as appealing as a toothache."
7. "You're the reason I have trust issues."
8. "I'd rather eat expired candy than be with you."
9. "You're the reason I have a sugar addiction."
10. "You're as enjoyable as a root canal."
Above is Rude candy heart sayings.
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