Rude cowboy sayings

1. "You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."

2. "You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun."

3. "You're as sharp as a bowling ball."

4. "You're all hat and no cattle."

5. "You're as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."

6. "You're as slow as molasses in January."

7. "You're as tough as a two-dollar steak."

8. "You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine."

9. "You're as ornery as a rattlesnake in a boot."

10. "You're as crooked as a dog's hind leg."

Above is Rude cowboy sayings.

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