Sarcasm jokes sayings

1. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close...to being a disaster."

2. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity...repeatedly."

8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my lack of interest in what you're saying."

10. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."

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