Sarcastic happy birthday sayings
1. "Congratulations on surviving another year. Here's to many more exciting birthdays ahead!"
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!"
3. "May your birthday be as fabulous as you are... which is debatable."
4. "Happy birthday! Another year closer to becoming a grumpy old person."
5. "Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and the realization that you're getting older. Cheers!"
6. "Another year, another reason to celebrate... or mourn, depending on how you look at it."
7. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your jokes be plenty."
8. "Congratulations on reaching another milestone in the journey of aging. Enjoy your special day!"
9. "Here's to another year of questionable life choices and questionable birthday wishes. Cheers!"
10. "Happy birthday! May your day be as bright and cheerful as your future is uncertain."
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