Sarcastic sayings about each state

1. Alabama: "Where the only thing faster than the cars is the rate of tooth decay."

2. Alaska: "Where the only thing colder than the weather is the people's hearts."

3. Arizona: "Where the only thing hotter than the sun is the people's tempers."

4. Arkansas: "Where the only thing more backwards than the politics is the fashion sense."

5. California: "Where the only thing more fake than the Hollywood smiles are the promises."

6. Colorado: "Where the only thing higher than the mountains is the residents."

7. Connecticut: "Where the only thing more expensive than the real estate is the attitude."

8. Delaware: "Where the only thing smaller than the state is the list of things to do."

9. Florida: "Where the only thing crazier than the headlines are the residents."

10. Georgia: "Where the only thing sweeter than the peaches is the passive-aggressiveness."

11. Hawaii: "Where the only thing more laid-back than the lifestyle is the lava flow."

12. Idaho: "Where the only thing more bland than the potatoes is the scenery."

13. Illinois: "Where the only thing more corrupt than the politicians is the pizza."

14. Indiana: "Where the only thing more boring than the landscape is the conversation."

15. Iowa: "Where the only thing more predictable than the corn harvest is the small talk."

16. Kansas: "Where the only thing flatter than the land is the sense of humor."

17. Kentucky: "Where the only thing stronger than the bourbon is the accent."

18. Louisiana: "Where the only thing spicier than the gumbo is the gossip."

19. Maine: "Where the only thing colder than the winters is the locals' reception."

20. Maryland: "Where the only thing more confusing than the crab cakes is the traffic."

21. Massachusetts: "Where the only thing more stubborn than the drivers is the history."

22. Michigan: "Where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the economy."

23. Minnesota: "Where the only thing more passive-aggressive than the residents is the ice fishing."

24. Mississippi: "Where the only thing slower than the pace of life is the internet connection."

25. Missouri: "Where the only thing more divided than the state is the barbecue sauce."

26. Montana: "Where the only thing bigger than the sky is the egos."

27. Nebraska: "Where the only thing flatter than the land is the personality."

28. Nevada: "Where the only thing brighter than the lights is the desperation."

29. New Hampshire: "Where the only thing more independent than the voters is the snowfall."

30. New Jersey: "Where the only thing louder than the accents is the traffic."

31. New Mexico: "Where the only thing hotter than the chili peppers is the art scene."

32. New York: "Where the only thing faster than the pace of life is the attitude."

33. North Carolina: "Where the only thing sweeter than the tea is the hospitality."

34. North Dakota: "Where the only thing colder than the winters is the conversation."

35. Ohio: "Where the only thing more predictable than the football season is the corn maze."

36. Oklahoma: "Where the only thing stronger than the tornadoes is the pride."

37. Oregon: "Where the only thing more hipster than the coffee shops is the rain."

38. Pennsylvania: "Where the only thing more historic than the landmarks is the traffic."

39. Rhode Island: "Where the only thing smaller than the state is the patience."

40. South Carolina: "Where the only thing hotter than the summers is the tempers."

41. South Dakota: "Where the only thing more forgotten than the state is the attractions."

42. Tennessee: "Where the only thing louder than the music is the accents."

43. Texas: "Where the only thing bigger than the state is the egos."

44. Utah: "Where the only thing more strict than the liquor laws is the dress code."

45. Vermont: "Where the only thing more organic than the food is the lifestyle."

46. Virginia: "Where the only thing more traditional than the history is the manners."

47. Washington: "Where the only thing more rainy than the weather is the coffee consumption."

48. West Virginia: "Where the only thing more rugged than the mountains is the residents."

49. Wisconsin: "Where the only thing cheesier than the jokes is the dairy."

50. Wyoming: "Where the only thing more remote than the landscape is the chances of meeting someone."

Above is Sarcastic sayings about each state.