Sarcastic sayings about fake friends

1. "Oh, look, another fake friend pretending to care."

2. "Nothing like a fake friend to really boost your self-esteem."

3. "Fake friends are like shadows, always lurking around when it's convenient for them."

4. "Fake friends: the gift that keeps on giving... headaches."

5. "I love how fake friends always know exactly what to say... to manipulate you."

6. "Fake friends are like a bad penny, they always turn up when you least expect it."

7. "Fake friends: because who needs enemies when you have them?"

8. "Fake friends are like a bad smell, you can't get rid of them no matter how hard you try."

9. "I'm so grateful for all the fake friends in my life, said no one ever."

10. "Fake friends: the ultimate accessory for a drama-filled life."

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