Sarcastic sayings about stupid people
1. "Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."
2. "I'm not saying they're stupid, but if brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose."
3. "If ignorance is bliss, they must be the happiest person on earth."
4. "They're so dense, light bends around them."
5. "They're not the sharpest tool in the shed, more like a spoon in a knife fight."
6. "They're like a broken clock - right twice a day, but still useless most of the time."
7. "If they had a penny for every thought, they'd be bankrupt."
8. "They're so clueless, they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight."
9. "They're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
10. "They're not the brightest crayon in the box, more like the one that got left out in the sun too long."
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