Sarcastic sayings for adults
1. "Oh, great, another meeting to discuss a meeting."
2. "I love it when people give me unsolicited advice, said no one ever."
3. "I'm so glad I spent all that money on a gym membership to hang my clothes on the treadmill."
4. "Nothing like waking up early on a weekend to do absolutely nothing productive."
5. "I always look forward to small talk with strangers, said nobody ever."
6. "Sure, I'll just add 'attend another pointless work function' to my list of priorities."
7. "I love when people ask for my opinion and then completely ignore it."
8. "Oh, you're going to tell me how to do my job better? Please, enlighten me."
9. "I'm so grateful for the opportunity to pay bills and adult responsibilities."
10. "I just love it when my phone dies right in the middle of an important call."
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