Sarcastic sayings for inside birthday cards
1. "Another year older, another year closer to retirement. Happy birthday!"
2. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my fabulous friendship. You're welcome."
3. "Age is just a number... and you're really racking up those numbers. Happy birthday!"
4. "May your birthday be as fabulous as you are... which means it's going to be pretty mediocre. Just kidding, you're alright."
5. "Another year, another excuse to eat cake and pretend we're not getting older. Enjoy!"
6. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your laughter lines be many."
7. "Here's to another year of pretending we have our lives together. Cheers!"
8. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a fine wine or a vintage cheese. Happy birthday!"
9. "Age is just a state of mind... but your state of mind must be ancient by now. Happy birthday!"
10. "Congratulations on another trip around the sun. Try not to get too dizzy."
Above is Sarcastic sayings for inside birthday cards.
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