Sarcastic sayings on t shirts
1. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
10. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."
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