Sarcastic signs and sayings
1. "Please do not feed the wildlife. They are on a strict diet of tourists and garbage."
2. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can't, thank a politician."
3. "Free air guitar lessons - just pretend to pay."
4. "Caution: Grumpy old man ahead. Approach with caution and a sense of humor."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. "Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely even an evening person."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
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