Sarcastic signs and sayings

1. "Please do not feed the wildlife. They are on a strict diet of tourists and garbage."

2. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can't, thank a politician."

3. "Free air guitar lessons - just pretend to pay."

4. "Caution: Grumpy old man ahead. Approach with caution and a sense of humor."

5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

6. "Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."

7. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

9. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely even an evening person."

10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

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Mugs with life's ten sayings

1. Live in the moment.2. Follow your dreams.3. Embrace change.4. Choose happiness.5. Be kind to yourself.6. Find joy in the little things.7. Stay positive.8. Believe in yourself.9. Love without limits.10. Make every day count.

Engagement ring quotes and sayings

1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin2. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle3. I have found the one whom my soul loves. - Song of Solomon 3:44. Love is not just looking at each other, it's

Fortune quotes and sayings

1. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker2. Fortune favors the bold. - Latin Proverb3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you

Baby onesies cute sayings

1. Mommy's Little Monster2. Daddy's Little Princess3. I'm the Boss4. Milk Monster5. Cuddle Bug6. Little Explorer7. Future Heartbreaker8. Daddy's Mini-Me9. Mommy's Sunshine10. Daddy's Sidekick

Sayings about reflections in water

1. The still waters of a lake reflect the beauty around them. 2. In the reflection of water, we see our true selves. 3. Like a mirror, water reflects the world around it. 4. The ripples in the water distort the reflection, just as our emotions can cloud our perception. 5. As the sun sets, t

Cute hr sayings

1. Hiring the best is your job, retaining the best is ours.2. HR: Where every employee is a priority.3. HR: Making work feel like home.4. HR: Building a strong team, one hire at a time.5. HR: Putting the 'human' in human resources.6. HR: Because every employee deserves to be valued.7. H

Shut up quotes and sayings

1. Silence is the best response to a fool. - Unknown2. Sometimes it's better to remain silent and smile. - Unknown3. The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass4. Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu5. It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open

Famous sad quotes sayings

1. The wound is the place where the Light enters you. - Rumi2. The only way to get through it is to feel it. - Unknown3. The greater your capacity to feel pain, the greater your capacity to feel joy. - Jennifer Aniston4. Sadness flies away on the wings of time. - Jean de La Fontaine5. Tears

Grinch sayings heart

Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

Kentish sayings

Here are some Kentish sayings:1. A penny for your thoughts. - This saying is used to ask someone what they are thinking about.2. All mouth and no trousers. - This means someone who talks a lot but doesn't follow through with their actions.3. As daft as a brush. - This means someone who is sill