Sarcastic thanksgiving sayings
1. "I'm so thankful for all the extra calories I'll be consuming today."
2. "Nothing says 'gratitude' like arguing with your relatives over politics."
3. "Thanksgiving: the one day a year where we pretend to enjoy cranberry sauce."
4. "I'm grateful for the opportunity to eat until I hate myself."
5. "Thanksgiving: the day we give thanks for all the food we're about to regret eating."
6. "Thanksgiving is the perfect time to practice your 'I'm so full I might explode' face."
7. "Thanksgiving: the day we all pretend to like turkey more than we actually do."
8. "Thankful for the chance to watch football and ignore my family's drama."
9. "Thanksgiving: the day we celebrate our ability to nap after eating too much."
10. "I'm thankful for stretchy pants and elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving."
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