Sarcastic valentine sayings

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... just kidding, you're actually kind of annoying."

2. "You're the reason I believe in love... just kidding, I'm still waiting for a reason."

3. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than spend Valentine's Day with you."

4. "You're the one I want to spend all my Valentine's Days with... said no one ever."

5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than spend this day with you."

6. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me... said by no one who has ever met you."

7. "I love you more than chocolate... just kidding, nothing could ever compare to chocolate."

8. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be eating pizza than spending time with you."

9. "You're the one I want to grow old with... just kidding, I'd rather grow old with my cat."

10. "I'm so lucky to have you in my life... said no one who has ever had to deal with your drama."

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