Sassy mom sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."
2. "I'm not your maid, clean up after yourself."
3. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
4. "Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."
5. "I'm not just a taxi service, plan your own ride."
6. "I'm not your friend, I'm your parent."
7. "I'm not asking, I'm telling."
8. "Do I look like a mind reader? Use your words."
9. "I'm not here to be your personal chef, learn to cook."
10. "Because I said so, that's why."
Above is Sassy mom sayings.
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