Sassy sayings tumblr
1. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
2. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster."
3. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole damn meal."
4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
5. "I'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort."
6. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
7. "I'm not a princess, I'm a queen."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm the whole damn monarchy."
10. "I'm not a snack, I'm a feast."
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1. Moonshine: Making bad decisions taste good since 1791.2. I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking fluent moonshine.3. Moonshine: Liquid courage in a mason jar.4. Moonshine: Because who needs clear vision when you can have clear spirits?5. Moonshine: Bringing out the hillbilly in all of us.6. M
1. I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. - Muhammad Ali2. I'm not the greatest, I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round. - Muhammad Ali3. I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing, and the
1. I'm on a boat and it's going fast, and I got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan.2. Don't rock the boat, unless you're dancing on the deck!3. Life is better on a boat, just go with the flow.4. I'm hooked on boating, it's my anchor in life.5. Sail away from the safe harbor and catch the tra
1. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.2. An idle mind is the devil's playground.3. Idle hands, idle minds.4. Idle hands do the devil's work.5. Idle hands are the root of all evil.6. Idle hands lead to trouble.7. Idle hands are the enemy of progress.8. Idle hands breed mischief.9. I
1. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!2. Ruh-roh!3. Zoinks!4. Jinkies!5. Scooby snacks!6. I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!7. Let's split up, gang!8. Scooby-Doo, where are you?9. Jeepers!10. Like, wow, man!
1. Auriga, the charioteer of the heavens, guides us through the night with steady hands and unwavering determination.2. In the constellation of Auriga, we find the strength to navigate the challenges of life with grace and courage.3. Auriga reminds us that even in the darkest of nights, there i
1. I kiss better than I cook.2. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.3. I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.4. I have a great relationship with my kitchen... we never fight, we just laugh and eat together.5. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.6. I'm n
1. May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white.2. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la.3. Wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and joy.4. May your Christmas be filled with the true miracles and meaning of this beautiful time.5.
1. Friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.2. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.3. Friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.4. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.5. Friends ar
Me hoy minoy! Doodle me, that's your last name! Rargh! I'm DoodleBob! Finland! Behold! My masterpiece!