Satirical wedding sayings
1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... or at least someone who looks like them."
4. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
5. "Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that."
6. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
7. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
8. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
9. "Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night: first the ring, and then you wake up."
10. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
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