Sayings about family funny
1. "Family: where life begins and love never ends... but where the drama never seems to stop either!"
2. "I smile because you're my family. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!"
3. "Family: the only group of people who will drive you crazy and keep you sane at the same time."
4. "In our family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on display for all to see!"
5. "I come from a big family. We argue, we fight, but at the end of the day, we all love each other... mostly."
6. "Family gatherings: where you can't choose your relatives, but you can choose to drink heavily."
7. "I love my family, but sometimes I wonder if 'normal' is just a setting on the dryer."
8. "Family: the ones who know all your quirks and still choose to be seen in public with you."
9. "Home is where the heart is... and also where all the weirdos in your family are."
10. "I may not always like my family, but I will always love them... from a safe distance."
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