Sayings about turning 40 funny

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do the gray hairs!"

2. "At 40, you start to realize that 'over the hill' is just a speed bump."

3. "Turning 40 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age... and a few more wrinkles."

4. "They say 40 is the new 30... until you try to stay up past 10 pm."

5. "At 40, you finally have all the answers... but nobody is asking you the questions."

6. "Turning 40 is like upgrading to the deluxe edition of adulthood - now with extra responsibilities and aching joints."

7. "40 is when you start to appreciate the 'comfort' part of 'comfort food'."

8. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm still waiting for the instruction manual."

9. "At 40, you realize that the only thing you're really good at is pretending to have it all together."

10. "Turning 40 is like hitting a speed bump on the highway of life... and realizing you left your glasses at home."

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