Sayings april fools quotes funny

1. "April 1st: the day we are reminded of what we are on the other 364 days of the year."

2. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a morning person, don't pull my covers off."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."

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Grief sayings and quotes

1. Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II2. Grief is the last act of love we have to give to those we loved. Where there is deep grief, there was great love. - Unknown3. Grief never ends... but it changes. It's a passage, not a place to stay. Grief is not a sign of weakness, n

Telugu sayings about a person

1. ఒక్కటే మాటలు, రెండు మాటలు చేసేవాడు (Okkate maatalu, rendu maatalu cheysevaadu) - A person who speaks less but does more.2. మనసు మాట్లాడకుండా పని చేసేవాడు (Manasu maatlada kundaa pani chesevaadu) - A person who works without boasting.3. మనసు మాట్లాడకుండా మాట్లాడేవాడు (Manasu maatlada kundaa

Funny owl sayings

1. Whooo's there? Just me, the wise old owl.2. I'm not a night owl, I'm a wise owl.3. Owl bet you didn't see that coming!4. I'm a hoot at parties!5. Owl always love you.6. I'm a real feather brain.7. I'm a wise owl, not a night fowl.8. Owl be seeing you later!9. I'm a real hoot in t

Fireworks sayings

1. Like fireworks, our lives are meant to be bright and colorful.2. Life is a celebration, let your spirit soar like fireworks in the night sky.3. Just like fireworks, let your inner light shine bright for all to see.4. In a world full of darkness, be the fireworks that light up the sky.5.

Thank you notes sayings

1. Thank you for your kindness and generosity. Your thoughtfulness means the world to me.2. I am so grateful for your support and encouragement. Thank you for always being there for me.3. Your thoughtfulness and generosity have touched my heart. Thank you for your kindness.4. I am truly grate

Sayings to motivate someone

1. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. Don't wa

Old sayings for cool

1. Cool as a cucumber.2. Cooler than the other side of the pillow.3. Cool as a breeze on a hot summer day.4. Cool as a cat.5. Cool as ice.6. Cooler than a polar bear's toenails.7. Cool as a mountain stream.8. Cool as a clam.9. Cool as the other side of the pillow.10. Cool as a fro

Charleston bachelorette sayings

1. Last fling before the ring!2. Bride tribe ready to party!3. Sippin' pretty in Charleston city!4. Southern belles and wedding bells!5. Charleston charm, bachelorette style!6. Cheers to the bride-to-be!7. Slaying in the Holy City!8. Bachelorette bash in the Lowcountry!9. Making mem

Catchy 4-h sayings

1. Hustle, heart, and hard work.2. Handle it with grace and humility.3. Health, happiness, and harmony.4. Hope, healing, and happiness.

2 peas in a pod sayings

1. They're like two peas in a pod.2. They go together like two peas in a pod.3. They're as close as two peas in a pod.4. They're peas from the same pod.5. They're like two peas in a pod, always together.