Sayings by black adder

1. "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!"

2. "I have a cunning plan..."

3. "I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

4. "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?"

5. "The three most important things in life are good food, good wine, and good company. I've got two out of three. Not bad."

6. "I have a horrid suspicion that Baldrick's plan might be as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University."

7. "I'm as poor as a church mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese."

8. "You wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle plans are here again!'"

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