1. "Gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."
2. "Time to lay some cable."
3. "Taking care of business in the bathroom."
4. "Going to visit the porcelain throne."
5. "Dropping a deuce, be back soon."
6. "Making a pit stop at the restroom."
7. "Releasing the Kraken."
8. "Time for a bathroom break."
9. "Answering nature's call."
10. "Sending a fax to the sewer system."
Above is Sayings for dropping a deuce.
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